Google Chrome fixes all issues . . . is awesome again!

Today Google issued a long awaited patch to fix the horrendous rendering of type issue that has been plaguing the browser for at least a year.  When developers were contacted, they said:

"Yeah, we totally got everyone with that one. Everyone sent me complaints, or at least that was what I assumed they were since they all rendered as boxes.  Maybe they were compliments?  I'm not sure. "

The developer continued:

 "I've actually been sitting on this patch for over a year now.  No telling when we will break it again.  Probably soon.  Maybe if we hide the patch in some far off distant place on the internet, it will ensure the majority of our users continue to suffer this issue.  At Google, we are considering changing our motto from 'Don't be evil' to 'Just pretend you work at the DMV.'  There are other contenders, but one of the two."

So there, it is fixed.  Enjoy it.

Wait, they posted something else:

"April Fools!  Enjoy your unreadable boxes :P"

 And the nightmare continues. So YAY Firefox and YAY Safari.  Go download a better browser.

Google: "We make half assed crap that barely works."  Eh, its the same as the DMV.